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Kevin the Troll

This book is about a man his wife and his two children who used to own a mill. They were very poor so they had to shut it down. One day Arkin went out to find some mushrooms in the wood. Then he saw a huge mushroom. He was about to cut it down but then he saw a little blue thing sitting on it.

Then the little thing said, "hello my name is Kevin. I shall let you have two wishes."

So first of all he wished that the ugly troll was wearing some clothes so then all of a sudden the little troll was wearing some very nice clothes and his second wish was that he had lots of money. So then he realised that his pockets were jam packed with money and he had 12 sacks of money right in front of him but then the troll said "In return you shall let me have what is behind your mill. So off Arkin went wondering why the ugly little troll would want whatever was behind the mill. When he got home Arkin told his family what had happened but then his wife was worried because the children had been playing in that tree all day. So that night when the children had gone to bed they were trying to think of a plan. Then all of a sudden they thought of a plan they went down the street asking people if they could by there children but no one wanted to sell there children so finally they reached the children's Uncles house but he didn't want to sell his child after all but he offered them some lollies because he was a candy maker. But after a while they couldn't think of another plan so they adults just had to dress up in there children's clothes and they would be taken away to be made into adult pie for Kevin's birthday party. So that morning they saw the little ugly troll coming down the street the troll thought to himself as he went up to the children and said "aren't you two a little big to be children"Well sir said Arkin we are very tall aren't that's all."So the troll got them to get in a sack and he would take them back to his cave where all the other trolls were wanting children pie and snail cake. When the children woke up they found a note on the bench saying that there parents had been taken by a troll and that they had to go to there Uncle's and he would look after them so the children packed there things and headed off down the road to there Uncle's. At that point Arkin and his wife saw a little hole in the bottom of the sack and they had a plan that they would leave lollies that the Captain had given to them on the footpath and that she thought that the children would be smart enough to be able to follow the track to the trolls cave. When they got to there Uncle's they told him what had happen and what they should do to get there parents back. So there Uncle took them down the road to see if they were anywhere near but they couldn't see a sign they walked down to the other end of the street where their house was and there Uncle saw a trail of candy leading somewhere so they deiced to follow it. When they got to a hill the trail had stopped and they heard noise from down below them in a cave they knew this was the right place they were thinking of a plan to try rescue their parents their Uncle thought of a great idea but it meant that they had to stripe of and luckily they had two marzipan noses and four marzipan ears so they stuck them and went inside but the boy had his undies still on and the girl still wore her undies and singlet when they got in the lady trolls straight away pulled her into their little hobby in the corner of the big cave and the boy strolled over towards the men troll and Kevin. The way the men greeted each other was by touching tongues together and the laddies greeted each other by banging their bums together. The laddies were more nicer than the boys but they kept on asking very odd questions but the girl didn't mind she just tried to talk back like she would if she was a real troll then the boy trolls started talking about the ladies and the ladies left because they hated it when they talked like that so the only girl troll left so she found her way through the crowd and found her brother and they went into the kitchen where their Mum and Dad were unconscious on a dessert tray. They had picked the right time to go into the kitchen because the cook had gone to get his mincing machine from his friends house. So the two of them rolled the dessert tray out the door but then there was this awful smell and the girl sneezed and part of her marzipan nose came off and then they quickly and quietly took the dessert tray outside and then Kevin went up to the little piece of marzipan and he tasted it and knew that they weren't real trolls but then the cave started to rumble and all the trolls came rushing out of their cave and into boats they had made on the rivers edge and sailed away and all that time when the cane was rumbling they found out that it was there Uncle was dropping fizz bombs into the caves chimney. So there Uncle took them home and when they got home their parents woke up and they had a very good rest of there life. This book is very good for people who like adventures and magical creatures. This book is written by Doug MacLeod.

All Right Vegemite

This book has all kinds of sayings and jokes in some are really funny but some you just don't get here are some examples.   Sweet little Emily Rose sat on a chair to pose but young brother Jack on that chair put a tack and sweet little Emily Rose .  Here is one that is not that funny Erky Perky was a worm a little worm was he he sat upon the railway track the train he did not see Erky Perky.  I recommend this book to all people 10 and over it has some really funny jokes.  There is a series of them Real Keen Baked Bean,Far Out Brussels Sprout,Unreel Banana Peel and Roll Over Pavlova.  This book is by  June Factor.

Judy Moody Predicts the Future

This book is about a girl who has always wanted a mood ring so she turned on the T.V and she saw a add that said that they were putting free mood rings in her favourite box of cereal. So she asked her mum to go shopping that day so when she got home she would have a mood ring. That day when she got home from school she raced into the kitchen and there she saw a box of her favourite cereal so she was just about to rip it open but her annoying brother Stink came into the room and asked what she was doing but she didn't answer because she knew that he would want to help. So when he left the room she got back to work and when she got to the bottom of the packet and she caught a little glimpse of the mood ring. when she went to the breakfast table the next day she thought that she would trick her brother Stink into thinking that she had magic powers so that's why she needed a mood ring. So after breakfast she went outside and got a bucket and found a toad and put it into the club house she then called Stink outside and said I have predicted something that is here in the backyard and it is making a sound if you be very quiet you will hear it so stink went very quiet and he heard the toad and he raced up into the tree house. All of a sudden Judy said I think it is a toad in the tree house and what did Stink find he had found a toad. Stink was so amazed that he ran inside with the frog and told his mum everything and then Stink saw a dark mark on the toads back and then Stink started jumping up and down and Judy asked what he was doing he said this is toady the frog we used to have Judy didn't think it was real so she had a look at it for herself and Stink was right it was Toady. Judy Moody had really predicted the future to Stink of course though but Judy knew it wasn't real. So she told Stink to call her now Madame M. The next day Judy went to school and her teacher said they were having a very important guest is coming to talk to you tomorrow so when Judy got home she went and studied about crayons because the lady who was coming was going to talk about crayons. The next day her teacher was looking in a funny way when the lady was here so she deiced to ask him to put the ring on and if it went red he would be in love with her. When she got home that day she turned on the T.V and there was a add on and it was about a ball and you could ask it questions and it would answer back. So Judy,Stink and her best friend Rocky went down to the mall to see it and when both the boys went into a different shop Judy went into the shop that the ball was in and she asked does my teacher love the crayon lady and it came up saying Yes definitely. The next day at school her teacher came into the class room and said that him and the crayon lady were getting married and that the whole class was invited. So Judy was very pleased that for the first time in her life she had predicted the future. This book is very good and there are a serious of Stink books. This book is written by Megan McDonald.

Dangerous Oceans

This book is about all the dangers in the ocean. This book is very interesting to all the dangers and what to do if something is about to happen to you from a dangerous animal in the ocean. Did you know that an anemones can sting you if you are very ruff with it but most anemones let clownfish fish hide in them and in return the clownfish fish clean there tentacles for them. Snakes are another you can tell the difference between a sea snake and a land snake because a sea snake glides across the top of the water and always has a yellow belly to warn creatures not to disturb them. Also the snakes have massive fangs and they can bit at anything but they can only bit us in between our fingers and our toes. Did you know that jelly fish are very deadly there are some poisons jelly's that kill most fish for no reason. Sometimes jelly fish can be washed up onto the shore in big waves or storms if you step on one it can still sting you so its best to try move it with stick and fling it back into the ocean. Most animals have a discuss in the water to hide from enemy's or to try catch there food but we also have to be careful not to step on them because they can hurt you very easily. Most stingrays swim away from you but they can kill you if you disturb them or chase them. Most stingrays are the colour of sand so it is very easy to catch there prey. This is a very good book for people who like the ocean and want to know what to do if something is going to happen to you. This book is written by Helen Bateman and Jayne Denshire.

Stink and the Worlds Super Smelly Sneakers

This book is about a boy called Stink who goes to the museum with his class, 2d, at his school. There is only one specific reason why they were going there,that is because they were going into the new exhibit which was "The Wonderful World of Smelly Stuff." To get in you needed to walk through a giant mouth which opened and closed every time someone tried to get through it. When they got in Stink and his friends Sophie and Webster went to go and look at the giant nose and there were hairs and Boogies up it. Next Stink tried out the stinking bottles they all sounded pretty disgusting but Stink tried them any way when he tried he just fell to the ground sticking his tongue pretending he was dead. Webster really thought that his best mate had really fainted but then Stink jumped up and gave everyone a fright. Everybody wanted to know if it smelt bad or not and what it smelt like before he fell to the ground. Stink said it smelt like Bad breath, his soccer shirt and someone had dipped a toe into it. Stink thought it was cool so he tried all the rest as well. At there lunch break Stink and his friends sat down and ate there sandwiches while there teacher handed out some pelmets. Stink read the pelmets and knew he got a bubbly feeling it was a grand competition for the worlds stinkiest sneakers. Stink thought to him self I will so win this competition but then his friend Sophie said "I will so win I couldn't wear my sneakers today because my cat just fell to the ground and hid it smelt that bad."But Stink thought to himself even if Sophie has the smelliest sneakers he would not give up. When he got home Stink told his family about all the cool things that he did at the museum and he said that everybody started calling me the nose because I was that good at smelling. But Judy Stinks sister didn't think so so she took Stink upstairs to do a smelly test to prove he was that good at smelling. Judy pulled out a number of things and Stink got them all right but Judy thought that he was peeking. Finally Judy pulled out the last item Stink sniffed it he couldn't think what it was it was that bad he gave up and and Judy had to tell him what it was and it was frogs food. The next day after school Stink got home and went into the kitchen and there was a horrible smell that drifted into the lounge and up the stairs. Judy went down to see what Stink was doing and you wouldn't guess what but he was making poisons out of toilet water and other horrible things. All of a sudden the door bell rang and Judy answered the door it was Sophie Stinks friend from school. Stink invited her in and he told her what he was doing to make smelly poisons to put all over his shoes for the contest on Saturday but Sophie then blurted out "But your not aloud to do that you are only aloud to make them stinky by wearing them all the time."Stink was really upset that he wasn't aloud to do that but he still planned to go to the contest. The day game and he finally got there after an hour drive and then Sophie came rushing up to him and said "the contest has been canceled because one of the judges had caught the flu had had to go home "Stink was very upset but then his teacher came up to him and said"That they needed someone to save the day and the judges thought that you could since you had an excellent nose to smell with."So Stink really had the opportunity to make a decision on who wins the contest so he said a big proud yes. When they started he sniffed all of them and he finally reached a a shoe that was super smelly and he voted for that one. When it was time to judge he really wanted to know who's shoe it was that had the horrible smell. All of a sudden for the winner number 13 was called out and this girl started screaming and raced up to the stage and Stink couldn't believe his eyes it was Sophie. So after he invited his friends to come over and they had pizza and Stink was very thankful that he got to be a judge. This book is very good and funny there is other series of these and books about Stinks sister Judy Moody. This book is written by Megan McDonald.